And God created Man in His Own Image...Today's Laugh

Hmmm, that was a scary verse to me. God created man in His Own image. So let me get this straight:

1) God has to be told a zillion times over what to do
2) God can be ridiculously selfish with His time
3) God still wants you to desire Him even when He doesn't even meet your needs
4) God doesn't recognize your needs as woman
5) God won't go to church with you
6) God doesn't anticipate what needs to be done around the house before you do (example: God leaves an overflowing trash can alone until after work)
7) God would rather play basketball or Madden 2010 than spend time in your presence
8) God stays at work without calling and checking in
9) God doesn't keep his Word
10) God would put work before his children

Okay, so since we know GOD isn't ANY of those things above. Then whose image was man really created in? Hmm...